Kmart’s Easter 2016 campaign starring…me! Since Easter is right around the corner, I thought I’d share some fun Kmart ads that are currently rolling out on Kmart.com. Recognize anyone? Like the goofy Dad with the gorgeous wife and kids? Yep,…
My kick-ass Q&A w/ Oleander Plume (and her delightful review of Squeeze Pants)
My kick-ass Q&A w/ Oleander Plume (and her delightful review of Squeeze Pants) ICYMI… Oleander Plume conducted a Q&A with me that I just adore, so I wanted to share it with y’all. Now, some of you know how…
Horny, horny janitor
Horny, horny janitor Horny, horny janitor Why dost thou grab at thy crotch? Is it to clean out your rusty pipes? Perhaps it’s to soil my own filthy mind. A man in such a uniform as yours plays tricks…
The Rules of Land Rover’s V8 Fight Club
The Rules of Land Rover’s V8 Fight Club How did I get to be shirtless and shilling for Land Rover, you may ask? Well, it’s simple, really; I had the extraordinary chance of working with Wilhelm Scholz again, that’s…