Kmart’s Easter 2016 campaign starring…me! Since Easter is right around the corner, I thought I’d share some fun Kmart ads that are currently rolling out on Kmart.com. Recognize anyone? Like the goofy Dad with the gorgeous wife and kids? Yep,…
My kick-ass Q&A w/ Oleander Plume (and her delightful review of Squeeze Pants)
My kick-ass Q&A w/ Oleander Plume (and her delightful review of Squeeze Pants) ICYMI… Oleander Plume conducted a Q&A with me that I just adore, so I wanted to share it with y’all. Now, some of you know how…
My Breakfast Club Counterpart
My Breakfast Club Counterpart Last night as I was cleaning the apartment building where I live, a funny thought popped into my head out of the blue: If I were to become one of the characters in The Breakfast…
“Show Yourself To Me” Blog Tour
“Show Yourself To Me” Blog Tour Although it may seem hard to believe, especially if you know what a dirty pervert I can be, but I am not a practitioner of—nor a writer of—BDSM. In fact, I have not even…
Book reading/signing 10/24/15
Book reading/signing 10/24/15 On Saturday, October 24th I’ll be reading from my erotic short-story collection “Squeeze Pants: Tight and Titillating Homo Sex Stories” (published by Go Deeper Press 2014) at Kropps and Bobbers Salon, located at 15 Clinton St. in…
“My Left Pit”: A Diary Entry from September 6-9, 2002
“My Left Pit”: A Diary Entry from September 6-9, 2002 Before I entertain you with a snippet of my life from 13 years ago in NYC, please note that I included this story when I was the guest on…
Travelogue: Becoming a Priest/Politician at a Poconos Wedding
Travelogue: Becoming a Priest/Politician at a Poconos Wedding Excerpt taken from a real conversation I had on August 21, 2015 in Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania: Him: “Great job.” Me: “Thanks!” Him: “I work at a lot of weddings, and I have…
Horny, horny janitor
Horny, horny janitor Horny, horny janitor Why dost thou grab at thy crotch? Is it to clean out your rusty pipes? Perhaps it’s to soil my own filthy mind. A man in such a uniform as yours plays tricks…
The Rules of Land Rover’s V8 Fight Club
The Rules of Land Rover’s V8 Fight Club How did I get to be shirtless and shilling for Land Rover, you may ask? Well, it’s simple, really; I had the extraordinary chance of working with Wilhelm Scholz again, that’s…